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Beware the bear or wear the bear.



Mr. Jones had an apartment with a view perhaps of you
In this city full of secrets who can tell which ones are true?
Every morning busy people bustled by his boulevard
Through his window like a peephole he could watch them work hard.

Mr. Jones was tackled
By a guy dressed as a bear.
Now is he the guy
Who has to dress up like the bear?
Hunting round for people
So he can force them to wear
The thing he has to dress in
So he will look like a bear?

City lights flash for some reason
In each window someone’s sneezing
Something we all share
Of which we’re unaware.

In the marketplace I notice sitting on a manhole
Is a turtle people pass it but no one gives it regard
The man who claims to own it says he heard a fakey growling
And saw what he thought was a mascot though he did not look hard.

Is this a connection?
Is this man a lead?
Is he not at home because he’s hunting through the streets?
What would make him wander
And not take it off?
Why would anybody
Want to don the costume cloth?

Certain things in life are timeless
Certain cycles can’t be broken
If your’e just a myth
Then why do you exist?


Tromping routes defined
By those inside like Jones or Turtle Guy or
Who’s next? Who knows
One thing’s certain
These things in life are timeless
Something we all share
Of which we’re unaware
So beware the bear
Or else you’ll wear the bear.


from 8 Bit Halloween, released December 20, 2015


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Scientists currently believe that The Crazy Boy Floyds are at least partially comprised of Michael Harris, Christopher Harris, Geoff Gibbs, dark matter, neutrinos, quarks, Robot Juice, and some sort of bioflavonoid (potentially rose hips).

Generally, they are considered to create 8bit inspired music.

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