1. |
The Crazy Boy Floyds
03:36
|
|||
|
THE CRAZY BOY FLOYDS
My job takes me to all places
I get all kinds of cases
But probably the worst would be
The Crazy Boy Floyds
Each Floyd more crazy and more schizoid
Than the other Floyds maybe
We can stop them with means we still haven’t deployed
Like an atom bomb
The Crazy Boy Floyds
Bullets bounce off their mad gyrations
Landmarks tumble in all situations
Madcap deities who break through the walls
Appear in all the world’s religions could they all
Be the Crazy Boy Floyds?
Each less predictable and more schizoid
Than the other Floyds I hope we will
Stop them through means that we haven’t deployed
Like an atom bomb
Or a man-sized gun
Watching every movie frame in random order is the same as watching them move
If they ever got together all sense would cease forever
I’ve seen the Hideons and Howdy Town
The bullet that will not slow down
But probably the worst would be
The Crazy Boy Floyds
Each Floyd more dangerous and more schizoid
Than the other Floyds pray for us
So we can stop them and make them destroyed
With an atom bomb
Or a man-sized gun
Or an act of God.
The Crazy Boy Floyds.
|
||||
2. |
||||
|
THE BULLET THAT NEVER SLOWS DOWN
Through the eye of the monumented soldier
From the mouth of the exit of the drain pipe
Out the cave to the grave in the graveyard
By the grave guard putting hours on his punch card
There’s a trail marked with wounded souls and wall-holes
Stretching out through the seven seas and both poles
Past the car where we are in the car lot
When it went by
And if you had slowed down the scene
Maybe then you would have seen it
The bullet that never slows down
Forged when over forty shots
Collided in a single dot
Now it flies around the world
Never pausing, never stopped
It punctures through or ricochets
From any object in its way
No government can fight it
No magician dares to bite it from the sky
Bullet that never slows down
People say they can see it in a mirror
Claim to hear if it’s far or if it’s nearer
Start a store at the core of the cornfield
By the torn shield which stopped the bullet that would not yield
But I know as I sat there in the car lot
Came a hole with no origin or gunshot
Now I chase round the world for each trace
Of where it’s gone by
Where if you had slowed down the scene
Maybe there you would have seen it
Scientists say it’s just a matter of days
Before it comes down to the ground
But the
Bullet can never slow down
Bullet that never slows down
From the guns that were never meant to go off
In that hands of the men who liked to show off
Came the bullet that could never slow
Could never slow, never slow down
|
||||
3. |
Sheep World
01:05
|
|||
|
SHEEP WOLD
Every morning when I wake up
I’m supposed to count my sheep
But I can’t seem to get past twenty
Without falling fast asleep
That’s why I’ve got this new system
I’ll say letters, not each number
That way I’ll say “T” at twenty
Never doze off, never slumber
Now I'm flying on a carpet
To a castle in the sky
With a fairy who is married
To an unimportant guy
Now I wake up underwater
Bob my head, I’m in a creek
Wonder where my flock has gone to
Just like every day this week
Find them grazing five miles westward
Have to check if some are lost out
In the field my heavy eyelids
Can’t be shut or total’s tossed out
But they’re like a thousand pillows
Meadow’s like a giant quilt
Now they're jumping over fences
As my dream-bottle is spilt
|
||||
4. |
||||
|
I JUST WANT MY PANTS BACK
I have got a problem
I have got to say
I just want my pants back
Today
You took them from me illegally
And now I’m expecting company
I just want my pants back today.
|
||||
The Crazy Boy Floyds Seattle, Washington
Scientists currently believe that The Crazy Boy Floyds are at least partially comprised of Michael Harris, Christopher
Harris, Geoff Gibbs, dark matter, neutrinos, quarks, Robot Juice, and some sort of bioflavonoid (potentially rose hips).
Generally, they are considered to create 8bit inspired music.
Side effects may include:
- Sidewalk butter
- Spastic Dancing
- Repeal of the Laws of Nature
... more
If you like The Crazy Boy Floyds, you may also like:
FMFL - Functional Music for Lovers
by Glynmoog
Dreamy, sweet-edged synth pop for those with their hearts on their sleeves.
go to album
Super Hexagon EP
by Chipzel
featured on Bandcamp Radio Nov 5, 2013
go to album
Impostor Nostalgia
by Big Giant Circles
featured on Bandcamp Radio Nov 5, 2013
go to album
CooCool
by Róisín Murphy
featured on Bandcamp Radio Mar 14, 2023
go to album
The New Pastoral
by Holly Waxwing
Every bright, bouncy hit on Holly Waxwing's new album of precisely produced maximalist electronic music feels like a colorful explosion.
go to album
Tear
by Korine
Korine make sparkling, swooning synth-pop with mass appeal that hits all the highs and lows of young romance.
go to album
Earth Then Air
by Best Fern
The Montreal ambient and dream pop duo's debut album is filled with serene and dreamy songs.
go to album
