The Crazy Boy Floyds

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1.
THE CRAZY BOY FLOYDS
 My job takes me to all places I get all kinds of cases But probably the worst would be The Crazy Boy Floyds Each Floyd more crazy and more schizoid Than the other Floyds maybe We can stop them with means we still haven’t deployed Like an atom bomb The Crazy Boy Floyds Bullets bounce off their mad gyrations Landmarks tumble in all situations Madcap deities who break through the walls Appear in all the world’s religions could they all Be the Crazy Boy Floyds? Each less predictable and more schizoid Than the other Floyds I hope we will Stop them through means that we haven’t deployed Like an atom bomb Or a man-sized gun Watching every movie frame in random order is the same as watching them move If they ever got together all sense would cease forever I’ve seen the Hideons and Howdy Town The bullet that will not slow down But probably the worst would be The Crazy Boy Floyds Each Floyd more dangerous and more schizoid Than the other Floyds pray for us So we can stop them and make them destroyed With an atom bomb Or a man-sized gun Or an act of God. The Crazy Boy Floyds.
2.
THE BULLET THAT NEVER SLOWS DOWN Through the eye of the monumented soldier From the mouth of the exit of the drain pipe Out the cave to the grave in the graveyard By the grave guard putting hours on his punch card There’s a trail marked with wounded souls and wall-holes Stretching out through the seven seas and both poles Past the car where we are in the car lot When it went by And if you had slowed down the scene Maybe then you would have seen it The bullet that never slows down Forged when over forty shots Collided in a single dot Now it flies around the world Never pausing, never stopped It punctures through or ricochets From any object in its way No government can fight it No magician dares to bite it from the sky Bullet that never slows down People say they can see it in a mirror Claim to hear if it’s far or if it’s nearer Start a store at the core of the cornfield By the torn shield which stopped the bullet that would not yield But I know as I sat there in the car lot Came a hole with no origin or gunshot Now I chase round the world for each trace Of where it’s gone by Where if you had slowed down the scene Maybe there you would have seen it Scientists say it’s just a matter of days Before it comes down to the ground But the 
Bullet can never slow down Bullet that never slows down 
From the guns that were never meant to go off In that hands of the men who liked to show off Came the bullet that could never slow Could never slow, never slow down
3.
01:05
SHEEP WOLD Every morning when I wake up I’m supposed to count my sheep But I can’t seem to get past twenty Without falling fast asleep That’s why I’ve got this new system I’ll say letters, not each number That way I’ll say “T” at twenty Never doze off, never slumber Now I'm flying on a carpet To a castle in the sky With a fairy who is married To an unimportant guy Now I wake up underwater Bob my head, I’m in a creek Wonder where my flock has gone to Just like every day this week Find them grazing five miles westward Have to check if some are lost out In the field my heavy eyelids Can’t be shut or total’s tossed out But they’re like a thousand pillows Meadow’s like a giant quilt Now they're jumping over fences As my dream-bottle is spilt
4.
I JUST WANT MY PANTS BACK I have got a problem I have got to say I just want my pants back Today You took them from me illegally And now I’m expecting company I just want my pants back today.

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"This collection of music by The Crazy Boy Floyds is for the strange music that doesn't fit in with their common themes. Much like the Island of Misfit Toys, the songs gravitate toward this "minus world" lacking any clear definition. Also, much like the toys on the Island of Misfit Toys, there's actually nothing wrong with the songs."

Dr. Daniel Poddleoppoly, Ph.D
Sr. Research Director, Institute for CBF Based Sciences

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released December 20, 2015

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The Crazy Boy Floyds Seattle, Washington

Scientists currently believe that The Crazy Boy Floyds are at least partially comprised of Michael Harris, Christopher Harris, Geoff Gibbs, dark matter, neutrinos, quarks, Robot Juice, and some sort of bioflavonoid (potentially rose hips).

Generally, they are considered to create 8bit inspired music.

Side effects may include:
- Sidewalk butter
- Spastic Dancing
- Repeal of the Laws of Nature
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